Dear Vacuum Cleaner,
You are really getting on my nerves. You are heavy and old and now you are failing to do the one job that you were made to do...suck up dirt and fuzzies off my floor! I've changed your "bag", changed the band and now you won't rotate. I'm taking you in to the Kirby doctor and if you aren't fixed after that then its over between us. Our relationship hasn't always been the best but if you would please fix without costing me a bundle I think we can rekindle our friendship. Thanks!